4 Bed House in Paradise

Introducing the home with the million-dollar view and a residence so fresh, it still has that new house smell! It''s like a brand-new car, but for living. We''re talking about a four-bedroom beauty including a separate one-bedroom flatlet with a verandah & view to die for! You won''t believe your eyes when you see the view. It''s not just a view it''s a show! During the day, it''s a spectacular tide-change performance. At night, it transforms into a dazzling town lights extravaganza. If you''re an amateur chef, you''ll be cooking up a storm in the kitchen that''s so fancy, that even Gordon Ramsay would be impressed.

When you step inside, you''ll think you''ve entered the TARDIS (for you Doctor Who fans) because it''s spacious and open like you wouldn''t believe. It''s perfect for Netflix binges or hosting a wild game night. And let''s not forget that this house is so unique, it makes a unicorn look common. The front door options are like a Choose-Your-Adventure novel private courtyard or double garage your call! And oh, the view, again. It''s like having a giant living painting of a lagoon, The Heads, and your private forest.

The kitchen is kitted out with all the modern bells and whistles. Smeg appliances that are cooler than the Fonz, and a kitchen island that''s the neighborhood hangout spot. Going down the cool wooden staircase, you''ll find three bedrooms, each with its bathroom. It''s like having your mini-hotel. There''s also a massive living room and a workspace/office with fancy glass walls. And guess what? The view is STILL outstanding. You''ll have so much storage space that you might just lose stuff in your own house. And the bathrooms? Well, they''re like something out of a black-and-white movie in a good way.

But wait, there''s more! There''s a one-bedroom apartment under the house, and it even comes with a garage. Perfect for when you need a little space or when you want to convince your friends you own two houses. This place isn''t just a house it''s a resort. There''s a splash pool for sunny days, Wi-Fi for all your internet needs, solar panels to make you feel eco-friendly, and even a water tank (for water fights, obviously). And let''s not forget the gas geysers, retractable washing lines (for those moments when you need to channel your inner laundry superhero), and an outside toilet and shower room (for... well, you know).

So, don''t wait around this place is more limited edition than your grandma''s collectible spoons. Contact me today and start living the dream, with a side of breathtaking views and a dash of humor.